absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

heckacute:

Having an “hourglass figure” doesn’t mean what you think it means. It means that you take a long time. It means that you walk slowly and annoyingly. 

"I am the sea and nobody owns me."
— Pippi Longstocking (1997)

(Source: dimmadamn)

echoesofthealbatross:

echoesofthealbatross:

The lesson I planned for tonight is cowboy space aliens, and also my kid has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and I am v concerned.

Update: she is out of the bathroom

echoesofthealbatross:

echoesofthealbatross:

The lesson I planned for tonight is cowboy space aliens, and also my kid has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and I am v concerned.

Update: she is out of the bathroom

cygate:

when you play a low note on your instrument near some drums and the drums do the thing

(Source: heckbat)

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playwrightfate:

Seventy Times 7 - Brand New 

So is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with 
Cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish 
I’ve seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids 

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